POSSIBLE PUBLIC PREDICAMENT, FOR POLLY PATTY PETERSON, PLEASANTLY PROPOSED BY PUBLIC PROSECUTOR, PAULA PENNY POTTERIP, FOR THE PRECINCT OF PROPERVILLE 

Polly Patty Peterson proudly 
picked precious pickles, 
for the prosperous precinct of Properville, 
in her prime. 

However with the precinct's new passion of 
precious and palatable pears, 
she is promptly faced with a perplexing problem 
of an appalling parched pasture , 
peeving paucity in pickle peddling, 
and plundering and pillaged pickle produce and products. 

You see, 
pickle prices that were periodically poor, 
have preciously plummeted. 

Being the proud prime pickle picker, 
that she is, she is propelled with the paralyzing problem, 
of facing the plummeting pickle prices, 
and pitiful pickle produce and products, 
or to pilgrimage to a possibly popular prosperous proposition, and profession. 

While, her peppy polished personality, 
permitted her to prefer her pick 
amongst a plethora of puny paying positions; 
Her privation of computer proficiency 
made it perverse to procure 
a precisely providential 
and proper profession, preferably to her propensity. 
A positive position in which, 
she could predominantly provide off of. 

Will she persist with the position 
of a proud professional pickle picker in poverty, 
or look for probable promising prospects 
with possibly prosperous propositions? 

This, a predicament only Polly Patty Peterson 
can perceive, or is it 
particularly a public predicament? 

I, Paula Penny Potterip, 
appreciate Polly Patty Peterson's 
pickle peddling and produce, 
the prompted point I approached 
this pretty pleasant property of Properville, 

however petty points in time have pitiably pivoted, 
and she is no longer a private progeny of profit 
or progress to this pleasantly profitable precinct. 

As we all perceive, 
it is our public policy that any occupant of our populace 
and/or public who is not a pit of profit, 
will be particularly probed to depart, 
in what ever procedure or process necessary. 

Thus, I, Paula Penny Potterip, 
plagued and pestered public opinion prosecutor, 
presume it is in the paramount of pertaining proceedings 
to the precinct of Properville, 
to the proscription of Polly Patty Peterson, 
and petition that the board, bar and bench 
provide Polly Patty Peterson a 
progression of deportation from Properville. 

As too Polly Patty Peterson, 
I pledge and promise that I will pray, 
on behalf of the public, 
a pinnacle poundage of providence and prosperity 
and that her prospects will be 
proper, profitable and pristine. 

In pronouncement, 
with profuse passion and impatience 
from the pleasantly and presently appointed property 
and precinct of Properville, 
we the people, proffer, Polly Patty Peterson, 
a particularly praiseworthy parting....