THE PHALLIC MACHINE 

The mental lentil has spoken
to the ministerial of menstrual
Minstrel? Menstrual?
Let's ask Freud what it means
Need we really ask?
Everything phallic to Freud indeed
All in a dream
off his rocker
all in the mind
and on cocaine
Ice cream cones, fingers, carrots, hot dogs, cucumbers, ropes and snakes
never will be the same- labeled and stamped phallic and forever
Is that why people like to bite the ends of ice cream cones
and a hot dog is an American classic
why pointing your finger is rude
and the snake of Eden is evil
They are certainly not genitalia
and yet I think twice before eating a carrot.
Oh Freud what can it mean?!
and such objects for barbecues and gym class
This is supposed to represent man?!
My computer has a wire, would that it make a phallic machine?!?
Hmmmmm interesting. a phallic machine
perhaps like Freud himself.