The Art of Merchandising and The Romanticized Revolution (character monologue) 

Friends, welcome to the revolution
my comrades, my legion 
before I begin to share with you... 
the path to truth
I'd like to mention 
that the following pro-movement ... propaganda:
'The History of Swamplandor' and 'The Swamplandor Underground'
written by T.J. Arke 
during his stay in the Tasulaq Swamplands
are now for 
Sale! 
Sale! 
Sale! at a discount price to all revolutionaries
at our local bookstore on 5th 
and of course on our website:
www.revolutioneyez.com

In these chapters, my friends
you will read of Arke's days in the swampland 
yes my lovely anarchists,  it was there
that he learned from the Tasulaqians,
the 12 Commandments of The Swamplandor Revolution
that all SERIOUS revolutionaries obey.

And while of course all purchase of books are optional
after all, my comrades, a mere book can not make you "underground"
the HARDCORE revolutionaries will be interested in what it has to say
and it makes it a great gift! 

remember my friends!
we are revolution
we are true freedom
we are the underground

Now, as you may have noticed, my dearest comrades 
there is a certain style of attire that the revolution has embraced 
Do not fear it. Accept it. It as revolutionary as you and I
Of course, you are free to choose your own outfits...  if you wish
after all, comrades.. mere clothes can not make you "underground"
However, the TRUE revolutionaries will be wearing it-
so the question is-where do you stand?
It consists of: 
black pants black shirt black boots black socks 
and of course stylish black undergarments, 
all of which have our red crossbuck symbol embroidered upon.
That says to the world:
I am revolution!
I am freedom!
I am the underground!

If you do not have such attire, and are a SINCERE revolutionary 
please do see me after this speech
please do see me, for then we can meet 
and I will gladly supply you with a list of suppliers
that manufacture
that manufacture
that manufacture
the revolutionary attire 
and support our movement of power. 

remember my friends
we are revolution
we are true freedom
we are the underground

and now my comrades  
I'd like to take some time 
to address a certain issue
have you not noticed?
Our movement that once was smooth and flawless, now has cracks.
That's right, my comrades. 
there are those among us who have stabbed us in the back. 
who have spent their time questioning the legitimacy 
of our movement --  
Traitors, declaring hypocrisy
Traitors, declaring that we are not revolution
that we are not underground
that it's not freedom that we are about 
No, but rather the profit we make 
from the black pants black shirt black boots black socks 
and of course the ever-stylish black undergarments
and who could forget our daring line of
revolutionary mugs, hats, bookstore on 5th ave. 
featuring pro-movement propaganda by T.J Arke
the revolutionary jackets
etcetera etcetera etcetera.
all of which have our red crossbuck symbol embroidered and/or painted upon

and to that, my comrades
I will not answer 
but rather ask you to ask yourself these questions
Do comrades not get thirsty and thus need mugs?
do comrades not need protection from the sun and thus need hats?
do comrades not need to read and thus need books?
do comrades not get cold and thus need jackets?!

and while, such high quality and very fashionable revolutionary merchandise
(designed for the LOYAL revolutionary who wishes to express 
such loyalty in everyday life) 
are a source of profit
let us not forget 

our motto: we are revolution
we are true freedom
we are underground

So, let us now come together now - for
It was T.J. Arke that once said "There is strength in numbers, my dearest friend"
And lets us now sing the song of revolution
written by T.J Arke himself! Everyone!

we are revolution
we are true freedom
we are underground

we are revolution
we are true freedom
we are underground

we are revolution
we are underground
and until our sound has been heard by all
this song we shall sing
we are revolution
freedom freedom freedom
for every living thing*

*disclaimer: except those who do not support the movement.